2day dear help me edit my blog ... kohbin is so sweet.. no la jus joking jus trying 2 make fun of e gays colin n kero .http://colinandkero.blogspot.com/ HAHA no offence ..their blog is hilarious man... shit nxt wk got exams fuck man.. seriously fucked up.. i realise as i age , my interest in studies seriously fades away.. if not for my damn future i wouldnt gav a fuck abt goin 2 sch.. i rather go shoppin n gyms.. taught kohbin how 2 train yesterday n i am proud 2 say tat he is improving day by day... can sign him up 4 manhunt in future..
Alan Rulez :: 1:22 PM
well 2day's maths test was wicked man.. haha totally did not hav time 2 study for it coz i accompanied val. we saw e levis models. Man they r freakin gorgeous man. they r completely flawless. totally different from singaporeans.. everymove they make just seem so elegant ... but too bad today's e last day of e event.. i wish tat they will drop by again.. ok gonna slp..
Alan Rulez :: 1:45 AM
do u blive in e devil? well i noe its wierd but everytime whilst slping i can feel a force sitting right beside me. mayb its bcoz of me crackin 2 many religion jokes but heck u noe i don giv a fuck.. jus go ahead n kill me life is so stressful anyways/ felt much beta alredi now at least my throat feels moist. well nxt wk is another fucked up wk . it is congested wif so many test. =( shit man i'm reli sick of changin e batteries of my keyboard n mouse. damn troublesome. still feel so drunk.. i hope e alcohol wont neutralise my med or wadso eva.... i was so lazy 2 get water dat i jus drink my med down wif liqour. haha.. well 2 day is my 1st official n successful day of quitting smokin. yes luff all u wan. i noe tat theres many failed attempts but i aint gona giv up dat easily. i wish tat my term tests will b so easy. haha i'm so desparate 4 holidays.. i wanna go las vegas again coz tis time i'm legal.. yeah... "we doin big pimpin spendin G's" , quoted for jayz .. haha.. i wish tat my sch has a course 4 pimpin. =D
Alan Rulez :: 8:46 PM
do u blive in e devil? well i noe its wierd but everytime whilst slping i can feel a force sitting right beside me. mayb its bcoz of me crackin 2 many religion jokes but heck u noe i don giv a fuck.. jus go ahead n kill me life is so stressful anyways/ felt much beta alredi now at least my throat feels moist. well nxt wk is another fucked up wk . it is congested wif so many test. =( shit man i'm reli sick of changin e batteries of my keyboard n mouse. damn troublesome. still feel so drunk.. i hope e alcohol wont neutralise my med or wadso eva.... i was so lazy 2 get water dat i jus drink my med down wif liqour. haha.. well 2 day is my 1st official n successful day of quitting smokin. yes luff all u wan. i noe tat theres many failed attempts but i aint gona giv up dat easily. i wish tat my term tests will b so easy. haha i'm so desparate 4 holidays.. i wanna go las vegas again coz tis time i'm legal.. yeah... "we doin big pimpin spendin G's" , quoted for jayz .. haha.. i wish tat my sch has a course 4 pimpin. =D
Alan Rulez :: 8:46 PM
well i'm feeling beta alredi.. damn it man took so long 2 recover.. went 2 play bball after lab.. actually i wasnt reli playin but foolin ard in e court doin e stupid movement.. haha... kept listenin 2 zhng my car tis few days .. hhaa was learnin how 2 tok like tat johnny. haha.. so bored man..
Alan Rulez :: 9:23 AM
fuck!! yes fuck!!!! hav 2 test today. circuit n effcom. after e tests i hav learnt a lesson. n its how 2 say fuck fluently..Just to make e 'fuck' word count easier i hav added a FUCKOMETER.....like always i went 2 copy my frens circuit coz i was late so i don reli noe wtf is goin.. well it happens tat rebecca's circuit is kinda wrong 2. (1)fuck. so i gota wreck my brains unwillingly 2 do e circuit myself. alas i finish it !!! =D (2) fucking hapi. went 4 lunch after tat. damn e uncle added chilli 2 my food. (3) i fucking hate chillis. so i swope wif my fren. i couldnt finsh 3/4 of my food ... wierd eh coz i'm so damn sick. so i decided 2 make good use of it food by playin a prank on a veri keen christian , Tian en.. hhaa i slot all my food into my empty can of coke. den after i pour in some of yisheng drink on top. happily i scooted 2 e lecture hall n hav aldrin 2 pass him e drink. (4) fuck tian en didnt take it.. ahh.. i was hopin e drink it like a gummy juice n notice his stupidity midway n bloop , fountains of vomit come gushing out of his mouth n hit e lecturer n dirty e whole room. if he were to do it , man we can hav a free period. haiz.. nvm tis shall come to pass one day coz i will try 2 giv him a drink everyday.. haha.. Stone did not come to sch 2day i guess he was busy acting in Bollywood.. haha.. after effcom test i escape e rest of e day's lessons as i'm jus in no mood 2 study.. n wads my lame xcuse again? "Oh there's something urgent back home n i need 2 go back home immediately." haha urgent my ass. urgent 2 lay down on bed n slp tats it... haha.. making xcuses is my forte , here is a lists tat hav successfully helped me get away wif.
1) I sprained my ankle.
2)My lil bro is missing n I hav 2 go search for him.
3)E canteen food causes me 2 hav a bad stomache
4)I'm feeling drowsy n i tink i'm seeing things..
n etc etc... these i hav used for a coupa of yrs. throughout my school life 2 b exact.
n my favourite excuse 4 not handing in work is....... "sobx i was so careless tat i left my whole file in e cab.... hahaha.... good rite?? u bet!! i hav been using tis several times n deres no way a teacher in e rite mind could eva bear 2 blame u .. haha..
alrite i need 2 slp coz e medicine makes me so drowsy n horny.. haha jk...
Alan Rulez :: 1:05 AM
haiz.. after graduation my 1st aim was 2 get enlisted 2 a poly. i tot poly life was all abt fun n poning sch den i came 2 realise its even worst den sec sch life. i totally regretted choosing e course which i;m currently in coz i hav no basic foundation in physic. i'm more science inclined den physics. haiz. friday is e onli day i look forward 2 coz it will b e day when my fren is finally out from NS n can bring me go drinking. haiz i jus wanna drown myself in liqour perhaps God will den hav pity on me n mayb not send me 2 hell? yes yes i know i shld turn 2 religion for help instead of getting wasted. but hell i hav tried so many times n all my attempts hav failed. i'm jus not e same anymore. i hav fallen from grace n i'm used 2 it alredi so y bother. i'm not like a 3 yr old kid who blindly search for a miracle tat does not even exist. mayb its becoz of all e torment tat i hav gone thru which made me bitter . actually i reli wish God existed in my life tat way i can hav someone 2 confide 2 . i noe god exists but he jus seem so vague in my life. sometimes i jus feel like a clown . on e surface i appear all cheery n happy but deep down i'm jus so shallow. How i wish i could jus die. i feel like a lil boy who had his cake smashed. i feel so helpless. i felt like a loser. all this while i still like tis gal which i could nv 4gt. haiz i reli wish tat i could hav her. bye cruel world, loser gona slp...
Alan Rulez :: 9:19 AM
Alan Rulez :: 9:18 AM
sian sia long time no blog le so blog 2day... juz woke up..finally me no sick le bt acting in front of teachers so don need hand in work. hahaha... veri e bored sia donnoe wad 2 write... so jus write until here..
Alan Rulez :: 10:02 PM